Yup! The nanny features on newer Jeeps make my head explode.
I learned how to drive a tractor by myself when I was 8 years old, and by the time I was 9 I was hitching and backing trailers. My dad taught me to look at the distance between the trailer and the hitch, then get on the tractor and find a pebble, leadf, or scrape in the dirt that was the same distance and offset behind the front tire, so I could back to that mark to hitch up. After a few hundred hitch-ups I got good at that, so that’s how I’ve hooked up trailers for the last 5-plus decades. Unfortunately, you can’t see the front tire from the driver’s seat without the door ajar, and having a new jeep’s door open automatically engages “autopark”. (The jeep puts itself in park.) It’s incredibly irritating —all because some poor Darwin award-winner managed to run himself/herself over and his/her lawyers put the wood to Jeep. Modern Americans think every tradgedy merits a big payday for somebody.
Pretty soon we’ll all have to be wearing nomex suits and helmets just to start our trucks…